And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
But you have work tomorrow. And a whore to pick up. And a dinner to eat. And a vagina to slaughter. Your day is full!
I appreciate the concept of vaginal slaughtering.
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
I pulled an all nighter. So hoped up on coffee and aderall. Pretty sure you could take my pulse through a snow jacket...
i get drunk faster, i spend less money on food, and i'm losing a shit ton of weight. depression and its pills are doing wonders for me
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
whatever bro. i had ice cream and whiskey for breakfast and its noon. this is the second worst christmas ever.
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
are you inviting me to ice cream?
the subtext of everything i say to you is inviting you to ice cream
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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