did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
I just turned in a 4 page paper spelling absolute as "absolut" every single time. I'm an alcoholic
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
If you're wearing dry underwear your day is already better than mine.
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
We have so much sex to catch up on
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
We perfected the quiet ass slap during sex so his roommate wouldn't wake up.
I mean I know I'll get over it by like tonight but ew ew eww. I cannot. Dude I don't even know his name also I threw up on his penis
I saw a drunk guy run across the street with an American flag between his buttcheeks.
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