I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
Hey, don't think you remember me but we met last night. I'm conducting a survey this morning its only one question: Have you seen Rob since 1am?
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
If the world ends and i have no vodka please just kill me.
Your first mistake was thinking that you could get through the day without drinking a single bottle of alcohol. Your second mistake was wearing shark boxers.
I just told the bartender to “give me something that will murder me”
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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