Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
My aunt just said- "pizza is like sex. Even if it ain't good it ain't bad." Obviously she doesn't know us too well.
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
What changed your mind?
Being sober
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
On my way to get pizza I followed a dog into Salvation Army where I was just hired
I'm pretty sure I imagined the dog... They still hired me
I woke up hugging a box of cheerios that had "wonder woman" written in sharpie on it. So much for a sober night.
Apparently duct taping your dick to your buttcheks before the first time she goes down on you isn't as funny as projected. She cried because she thought I was a girl the whole time.
Accomplishment of the day: changing my tampon at 38,000 ft with turbulence. Fasten seatbelt sign was definitely on.
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
he just fucked me for my cheese.
The best part of last night is not remembering half of it
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