It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
you're going to have to hot glue me into my dress tonight. there's no way out.
I could only remember yelling "rip it down" as he ninja jumped off the bed, kicked the wall, and superman punched the fire alarm off the ceiling.
I've always wondered why you never put the hotel room in your name...
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
There is a stockpile of mangos and vodka in my backyard and I'm at least 90% sure you had something to do with it.
Please remind me tomorrow that I ate a loaf of jimmy johns bread on the toilet 5 mins ago
I knew it was all downhill from there when the straight vodka I was drinking tasted like water.
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
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