OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
Why did we buy the only spinning apartment on campus?
He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
When i tried to give you something that wasn't tequila...like water....you kept saying it was against your religion.
I've always been the spiritual type.
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
You know it's been a while when you're having to resort to positive conditioning to get women
Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
...and with one comment dissing Hannibal Lecter, I suddenly understood why we never worked out.
my mom talks about my drinking like its a problem and yet this morning she fills me a solo cup with champagne for the shower.
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