Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
and then he ordered a "diet and rum" like the most important part of the drink was the diet.
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
So many bounce houses so little time
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
I'm not sure what happened. But I must have won because I obviously stole two full pitchers of beer from the bar and taped a note on them saying "your welcome"
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
Hangover or death. Death. I'll have a slice of death please.
They were scared I was going to get lost last night so they dressed me up as Waldo so someone would always find me.
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
he's annoying when i'm sober but vaguely hot when i'm drunk so yes i do have a preference and it goes by the name of vodka
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