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She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
It looked like Halloween in bed... BECAUSE HE BIT MY PUSSY AND I BLED ALL OVER THE FUCKING PLACE. THEN HE FELL AND BROKE HIS TOE. AND THEN PASSED OUT WHEN HE SAW ALL OF THE BLOOD.
It's one am and you're asking me if you should buy a plane ticket for a booty call.
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
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