It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
It's like I'm the Little Bo Peep of sheparding dicks.
Only someone with your twisted mind could come up with that simile. Do you sit around and read 'How to turn Beloved Childrens Stories into Sexual Analogies?' This is the 3rd time you've done this.
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
when she said she was from California you started sobbing. You begged her not to melt your popsicle because you paid good money for it and you just wanted to eat it in peace.
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
Many a woman has been in tears over the passing of my penis' whorish ways.
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
its liver damage thursday
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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