She is totes cute on her twitter. Which totally sounds like a euphemism for coot.
We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
i realized our last day of finals is on cinco de mayo....it's god's way of saying drink ridiculous amounts of tequila and wear sombreros
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
I got dressed on his front steps, peed on his neighbors lawn, then did a shoeless walk of shame home at 5am...
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
im half tempted just to scoot up to him and whisper "I'm not wearing underwear" but idk if thats a heartfelt apology
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
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