yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
She said, and I quote "how do you run with something that big between your legs".
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
I always hoped that one day I'd have a sex position named in my honor.
He just got dropped off drinking a flask, sitting on the handlebars of a chinese delivery man's bike
Tonight's gonna be epic. Did he bring my noodles?
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
I just audibly asked myself if i wanted to masturbate.
And then audibly agreed
...is this motivational speaking, or sexting? It's getting hard to tell.
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
I'm on my third roll of toilet paper. Today can fuck right off.
I don't know if I'm more disturbed by the fact that you hooked up with a dude with one arm, or that "hook up with a dude with one arm" was on your bucket list.
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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