So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
If you happen to tell anybody my drunk story in the near future, please refrain from telling them about me shitting myself. People are getting the wrong idea and random people are messaging me on Facebook making fun of me for that
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
I think this bruise on my arm is actually an impression of your face
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
Riddle me this: How does one check in at the Marriott, but wake up at the W?
Randomize
