thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
The freshman came home at 9 this morning with one heel, no pants, and a strangers sweatshirt covered in tequila-scented vomit. I think we're done corrupting her for a while.
Meanwhile I am sitting on the couch with a 32 ounce rum and coke trying to decide if I'm too drunk to go get french fries.
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
I drink to make the karaoke go away.
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
That awkward moment when the guy you were hitting on at the bar last night is a possible suspect in a murder case.
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
You are not allowed to sing ever again, my ears are still ringing.
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