I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
The two guys from next door helped him do a backflip. The ended up throwing him halfway through a ceiling tile. Don't worry, we fixed it with duct tape.
I should have taken pre-gaming this lunch date more seriously.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
lets just say that i have already today: gotten drunk, got in a fight, got stranded an hour away from home, found a ride, sobered up, and slept. woken back up, and here i am. its been a long day. Day drinking is bad for friendships.
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
How can I explain how nice he is to you? ...like, I'm going to have to have my world famous why being a douche is sexy talk.
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
drunk snapchatting is the worst, because i woke up with great pictures of my tits saved to my memories and no idea who i sent them to
It wasn't until I lost my earring that I realized "I've been here before". Turns out we fucked a year ago. We've decided to make it a tradition.
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
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