Me. At least after what I've been through.
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
There are the 2 BIGGEST tools by me-- at our table. I hate them. But they're not ugly and I may make out with them later. And hate myself. Definitely hate myself.
He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
I'm amazed your boyfriend is still with you, how do you manage to pee on him while he is holding you in his lap?
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
You were drunkenly dancing with a statue you affectionately referred to as "The Captain." I wasn't going to deny your happiness.
I just woke up drenched in beer, in a puddle of beer, and cuddling a bottle of tequila
My sex life is driven by spite and alcohol
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
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