Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy
It's 4PM and I'm finally awake.. I'm covered in dog fur and shame. I'd say it counts as a good night.
Just had to buy plan b w/ my robotic baby from family living.. Awkward.
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
A dude I dated in high school just put a status about National Coming Out day. I checked his relationship status. He is dating a dude. Hello, Friday.
Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.
But she's wearing a jumpsuit so I feel better.
Also-when I die, I want it to be with my arms above my head so that when rigor mortis sets in, my breasts are perky.
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
public service announcement: beginning at 10pm please text me at half hour intervals reminding me to keep my legs shut tonight. Note, this is not a drill.
Whenever I have a bad day I just look at the negetive pregnancy test I keep in my purse and remind myself things could be alot worse.
There are leaves in my underwear?
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