Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
Strawberries are so good its weird that food is growable
It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
I think my goal in life now is to be a Trending topic on Twitter after I die.
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
I'm not taking advice from anyone I've seen passed out naked at noon on the hood of a strangers car. Meaning you.
I baked a frozen pizza completely, put it back in the plastic and box, and put it back in the freezer. THAT drunk.
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
MUFFINS DON'T MAKE YOU ORGASM MULTIPLE TIMES OR HAVE ROCK HARD MUSCLES.
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