i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
He just spent five minutes trying to sling shot a cheese-it off his dick and into my mouth.
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
Between the booze, mechanical bulls, and penis's I think my body hates it when I'm single
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
Whore. There is deli meat in my wallet.
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
Saw a girl outside my apartment shotgun a bud light, then a red bull, get in her Tahoe, and drive 4 people away. Gotta love thirsty Thursday.
If she gets mad at me, that only means more free time for me. I like to put myself I win win situations. Despite being in a relationship, I still find ways to accomplish my goals.
I made a White Russian but saw how early it was and decided to substitute it for milk in my lucky charms. This is what it means to be an adult.
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
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