the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
He just asked if I would make his black snake moan. Dating basketball players is not worth the glory
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
A guy with a mustache poured a beer down your throat while you had a crippled boy named Sunshine riding your back
She ran from her surprise party screaming "I'm not ready for an intervention." Yeah, the girl has a problem.
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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