do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
Turns out vomit takes off spray tan.
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
I opened up my wallet and it was filled with puke.
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
RICK BROUGHT THE HOT BARTENDER HOME. SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, CUZ RICKYS ON FIIIIIIIRE.
lmao nvm she punched him in the face and left
How ya feelin sunshine?
Like a million dollars! ... That has been hit by a bus, drowned under water and beat repeatedly by a shovel.
don't take this the wrong way, but I'm not drunk but I need you to take me to the ER and you're the most likely to not be drunk now.
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