o shit let me call u back theres a hamburger in my pocket
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
i stole $50 bucks from my girlfriends purse to pay for my other girls abortion pill...shes gonna be pissed
Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
It was like getting head from an anaconda
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
how exactly do you say, "i only agreed to meet you for breakfast because i thought we could go to your place and fuck afterwards."
If a hot cougar texts u and says "back massage, blow job".... you show the fuck up.
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
I'd rather take 10 virginities than catch something. Right now I should be good, I mean the sex with Jake was so bad he can't possibly have an std
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
Randomize
