I'm a grown ass woman and I'm sitting in bed eating pizza at 4:30 a.m. BFD, right?
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
well most of my day revolves around power hour
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
Just used the word fistfucking in a serious conversation with my professor in front of the class, while making an appropriate and valid point. Win.
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