I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
Because if not I was going to quote Ryan Lochte as punishment
Thank god I got my shit together
Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
woke up in your bed at 6 AM. on my way home I passed Nathan, bloody, barefoot, and still in a toga. He told me he woke up in a ditch then kept repeating "I'm totally bringing this up at meeting tomorrow". I'm proud of your frat today
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
im single, its not even nine am on Valentine's day and I've already gotten laid. suck it relationships
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