His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
in the past 3 nights i've fucked a millionaire, a drug dealer and a civil engineer... i dont really have a "type" anymore
ok. can u leave the new roommate a list of instructions for me? like what i need to be fed and when i need to be exercised?
Corn dogs constantly. And all.the time
ALso, saw an adorable man walking an adorable dog with his adorable kid.
And yes, that last sentence is biased because my ovaries started screaming
I think I'm done drinking. How did we end up partying at a frat house with my mom...
The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
I just washed down my antidepressant with some pineapple wine. I'm the picture of mental health this holiday season
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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