Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
I don't know where your sunglasses are, I was too preoccupied with girls not old enough to drive past midnight.
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
She sent me a text saying she picked out 17 different Halloween costumes for our kids when they hit the age of 4... The cling factor should have me running right now but honestly I'm just curious
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
Just watered mom's plants with leftover mixed drinks full of Bacardi Silver. I'm such a good daughter.
your drunk ass trust falled a guy double fisting bud limes and as a result your head bounced off the patio table. So that might explain the stitches on the back of your head.
I have invented a new sport: freshman-watching. I'm sitting on our porch literally dying watching the freshmen run around trying to find parties
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
I asked my boss to leave early for a booty call. She said yes. See.... everyone sees it's important I get laid.
Only my second night back in town and I already have drunk middle aged women doing the robot around me in a circle.
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
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