That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
We have to go find her fucking car. She came home from a 80 dollar cab ride, no shoes, and all she remembers is its at a burger king on a street with an H in it
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
I was paranoid that someone would jizz in my hair while I had the cucumbers over my eyes. Super-High Spa Day didnt work out.
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
In a few weeks I'll be a beautiful butterfly and me and my cat will have to repopulate the earth. WE WILL REBUILD!!
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
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