Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
My parents just told me I first got drunk when I was 4. Successsssssss
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
You pissed off the back deck while listening to the national anthem from your phone screaming America Fuck Yea to my neighbors
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
You tried crawling through the apartment window instead of going through the wide open door next to it
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
You were arrested in a tiara again... maybe you shouldn’t wear one.
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