part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
I'm going to have to call in sick tomorrow. After this weekend, there's no way I can handle hearing the accountants talk about double entry without puking.
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
seriously, i am too high for the omelet station to be playing Being For The Benefit Of Mr Kite at 7am
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
It feels weird going to sleep without hugging the toilet goodnight
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