How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
No more parties with babies... I can't do that again.
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
He left an unopened 12 pack of beer by my bed. I guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex..
Starting drinking whiskey at eight. Already had ten girls looking up my kilt to make sure I'm wearing it right.
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
I know you're asleep, but I just had a motherfucking epiphany.
gonna guess the empty vodka bottle and open can of tuna in the bathroom drawer are related?
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple
We drunkenly made out once four years ago and then he immediately vomited and honestly I've never gotten over him
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
all I remember is screming at her "I want you and your tortillas... DEAD"
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