i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
My life is a requiem composed in the key of fuck.
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
I really want to shower but i'm afraid i'll sober up. My mouth feels like a stripper pole too...
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
Let's put it this way. Mom is bringing me a new shirt and I smell like lube.
I'm not gonna swipe right, he has better hair than me. Just no.
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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