Just met a synchronized swimmer, can you imagine the things she could do in the water
Legs for days
Harpoon that
I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
Most the numbers in my phone are mistakes. It's a virtual graveyard of people I should never pick up for.
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
This time last year, you were undressing me from my gecko costume and getting freaky in a public bathroom. Tough to top that New Years Eve.
I threw my shoes out of frustration and walked home barefoot... can you help me find my shoes in the morning
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
So apparently I’m into choking now
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