Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
he asked me to smell his eyeballs.
I woke up wearing nothing but 7 partially eaten candy necklaces. Only one was around my neck. Don't even try to tell me I don't need plan B.
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
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