Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
I just scrubbed chocolate off the bathtub... You better have had a damn good birthday
It's probably because the lack of alcohol in your stomach. Alcohol kills bacteria. I am a doctor. Trust me
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
Can I come take down that wallpaper yet? I stopped seeing that dude and I need to occupy my time with something besides getting drunk at bingo night and cussing out old people. Also, i'm not sure on the legal stipulations but I might have, unintentionally, committed grand theft auto at some point.
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
Accomplishment of the day: changing my tampon at 38,000 ft with turbulence. Fasten seatbelt sign was definitely on.
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
I'm going to get drunk, come back, call my grandma, and eat all those scrambled eggs.
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
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