I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
She is making me post-sex grilled cheese at 2 am wearing only shorts and cowboy boots. I am so in love
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
the maid of honor just got in a fight with the mother of the bride at a gas station across the street. best. wedding. ever.
A monkey stole my iPod. This was not in the fucking study abroad brochure
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
What's the appropriate way to phrase "If you ever leave your wife give me a call. But we can still have sex periodically until then."??
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
It's hard to be a gentleman when a girl pauses her karaoke version of "a whole new world," and proceeds to tell the entire bar that she wants your cock in her mouth.
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
8 stitches. Next time I decide to twerk while doing a keg stand, stop me.
He caught me mid-escape...one leg out the window, bra n thong in hand.I just looked at him and said "Bye Now" n proceeded to fall out his window....then.... tell me why he texted me 30 min later to make sure i got home ok! #igotthis
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