YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Thank God they found balloon boy, I was afraid that Michael Jackson was ordering take out from heaven.
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
brittany murphy hurts far more than michael jackson, patrick swayze, etc because i never masturbated to any of those other people
So, right as I'm cumming, I pull out and go "PYEW PYEW" like Star Wars lasers. Best part is, I missed her completely.
He asked what my name was on facebook chat. IT SAYS RIGHT THERE. i will never be drunk enough for this guy.
He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
I wish I could remember her name, I mean we fucked and all, but it woulda been nice to tag her in the instagram pics.
He was in the middle of making out with two girls at once, but then the guy next to me said "I feel like I'm watching Animal Planet" he stopped to give him a high five
So...a chick sucked my crank...now her dog is licking my feet. I feel like a pharoh on vacation.
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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