physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
im bored tell me something entertaining
You got period blood on my carpet. I lied to my mom and said it was jam.
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
after the fucking you spent twenty minutes vomiting naked and shaking your dick at my roommates. luckily, i don't remember that, or i'd have to be really insulted.
No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places.
My vibrator looks like a lipstick tube. So does my mace. I just realized the potential problems of keeping them both in the same bag.
I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
I know her cup size but not her name....
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
Randomize
