I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
Obviously. I'm here to let you eat things off my boobs and help you get laid.
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
Shit my boyfriend's roommate thinks thinks: I love getting woken up to the sound of my roommate getting a blowjob
She's the good dick fairy. You buy her a beer and half an hour later the best lay in the place is asking to take you home.
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
look, bitch. one day when everyone i care about deserts me for my severe moral depravity, you're going to be the only one i have.
i can't wait.
She flirted with a pilot and a frat boy at the airport in Vegas and told our bartender his mask matched her panties so yeah I’d say she’s rebounding from the divorce
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