you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
my stepmom is let-the-dog-eat-out-of-her-mouth drunk. oh my god.
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
pretty sure I just got a "sorry I have a new boyfriend" blow job. Confused, but totally ok with it.
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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