Fine. I'll sleep in my office
You told me you were pretty sure you were god because you knew everything about everyone.
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
Bro, I just want to tell you that I'm glad you got fired. I'm going to fuck your replacement.
He showed me a picture of his baby hamsters and I called them "Mammal McNuggets"
I can't wait till they start promoting the testiciplasty. Turn those old prunes into fresh tight kiwis!
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
At first I was nervous, then drunk me thought: What other chance will you realistically have to fuck a British guy?
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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