"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
do you think they make "congratulations unfit mother" greeting cards?
or abortion recommendation cards.
Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
And I was chasing apple pie moonshine (provided by cops) with bud light limeys. In a golf cart, wearing a tiara.
Fuck that. I'm not afraid to die. I'll prove you can survive on a bagel bites and rum diet.
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
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