Sponge bath it is.
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
May God have mercy on my new vibrator.
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
I demand visitation hours with the duck.
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
Oh my lord it is too early in the morning to be that horny freak
my vagina doesn't wear a watch
Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
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