You're completely useless in the revolution.
I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
I just remembered I gave a homeless man a ride to his bridge last night.
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
WHO INVENTED HANGOVERS WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES
Shit. I'm suppose to call the bank but I'm too high to talk numbers.
Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
Whenever someone tells me they've never met a bisexual, I feel like a majestic fucking unicorn.
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
I should've negotiated that before I sat on his face.
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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