Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
Dude that musta been some handjob last night. The sound of her pandora bracelet kept waking me up
You were almost as fucked up as I was the night I hooked up with a bob saget look alike...
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
I just won 200$ from Bar Karaoke, for singing the "Sailor Moon" theme song, and then the Pokemon theme song, also known as the motherfucking ANTHEM OF POKEMON MASTERS LIKE ME. I HAD TO REPRESENT.
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
How naked do you want me to be?
I just broke into my house with a butter knife. It kinda scares me just how easy that was.
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