I wanna passion pit in your ass
i am so afraid to go to the bathroom. i am afraid i am going to fall asleep on the toillet.
Special does not even begin to describe that text.
I just saw a commercial that said "call your doctor if erections last more than 4 hours". I said "disgusting" and my mom said "I know, i hate when that happens." Get me out of here.
I am so fucking pissed, there are no Shamwows in the As Seen on TV Store.
Looks like you'll have to stick to jizzing in socks.
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
When I woke up I had three missed calls from the name 'dream krystals'.... If I remember correctly she was the lady at the drive thru at Krystals and her name was Dream.. She wanted to come to the strip club with us... Do you remember?
He showed me one of his balls and said "this one's free. you'll have to work to see the other.."
She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
Can you not touch my dick while I'm holding a gecko?
Figured out how to triple bathroom speed at #lollapalooza.. Girl squats, guy 1 goes between her, guy 2 uses urinal. Your welcome.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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