Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
Have you ever come so hard that right after you have the urge to yell "make me a sandwich!"? ...I think my ovaries turned into testicles.
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
Fuck man, I am really high rn and all I've eaten is different forms of pie
Nobody cheats on THIS.
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
Randomize