Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
He says he won't get serious until he screws an Asian and a virgin. I should just place an ad on Craig's List
Wanted: female 18-24 of Asian or partial Asian descent to fuck my ginger boyfriend. Must be willing and able to fake virginity. No emotional connection needed, just sex, just once. Further contact post sex not needed (or particularly desired)
drinking ice water after you brush your teeth, is like Antarctica blowing a load into your mouth.
I'm actually not sure I need to run today, between the crazy monkey sex and breaking into my own house.
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
After that song played in the club all he kept drunkenly saying was "Birdman goes brrrrrr"
So I got drunk last night and attempted to shave a landing strip on my vag. I now have a 8 lane highway on my crotch now. Just looks like a random ass square.
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
"I wonder if vinegar is some sort of magical hangover cure" "...no I was definitely still drunk and drinking vinegar because I was thirsty"
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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