Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
the best thing about long term relationship is that the fact that i bothered to shave my legs today counts as a valentines gift
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
Oh and I ate all of your Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Consider it part of your reparation payment for accidental anal insertion. I may continue to collect payments until I am no longer sore.
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
You know you gotta reevaluate your life when the first thought that comes to mind after you wake up is 'at least I'm still alive'
He compared my blow job skills to finding gold treasure in a gold chest, so there's that.
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
I love when my neighbors have passionate, loud sex to remind me that I'm not getting laid
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
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