Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
I would wrestle an alligator for a bj right now
I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
If you did the rosary as much as you masturbated, you would be the pope
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
Who had my phone last night? Whoever it was sent "Fuck you, you're adopted" to half the people on my contact list.
I broke out the Krispy Kreme, and am possibly having random internet sex in less than an hour. I think I got this breakup under control.
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
"Don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor..." he chanted helplessly
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
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