i have nine cents in my fucking bank account... not even a dime
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
I'm at Lowes and I'm constantly looking for things to vomit in, just in case
areolas are like halos for boobs.
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
The cops just showed up and arrested her. It's our 2nd date. Do I have to hang out her with her 3 kids until she makes bail or can I leave?
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
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