Either these are mashed potatoes in my pants, or I was drunker than I thought.
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
Apparently tackling a bar stool and crashing to the floor while yelling for 6 shots of whiskey won't get you thrown out on St Pattys Day.
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
You were yelling at the bowl of salad and telling it to quit taunting you and telling you to go to tacobell
His sombrero wouldn't fit in the car and I had to buy him some Jack to make him stop bitching. You owe me
Actually, you don't want to see me.. reached an all time low drinking kahlua out of the bottle concealed in a macdonalds bag
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
I thought I was invisible, then some guy flashed his high beams at me and I realized my lights weren't on...not invisible.
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
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