Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel a pop tart. He stopped crying.
Seriously, don't even. "Hi, have I seen you half naked covered in bright red body paint on the internet?" is NOT acceptable water-cooler chit-chat.
Aw.
I got slapped by a drag queen and bitten on the arm by either a random girl or a weird mouth shaped dog. Tough to tell without seeing the teeth
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
Drug test isn't today. Now I'm just sitting in this orientation with a bag of your piss in my pants
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
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