i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
You walked in on me taking a shit and told me to hit the bong
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
I am drunk at 8am listening to Cyndi Lauper and dressed up in a penguin suit
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
On a scale of one to Harambe, how attached were you to your goldfish?
We all just got ice cream, condoms, and toilet paper now were gonna go home and watch movies as a family.
Condoms?
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