Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
Most likely. calling 911 isnt usually something i do the first time i hang out w. someone, but hey. its a good story now.
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
I want to play lord of the rings tonight. And by that I mean get really drunk, potentially lost, and go trekking through the woods or climbing shit. I want all of you there. You are the fellowship. This is a mass text. I am insanely high.
You know it's a good Halloween party when a guy wearing a light-up sombrero offers you blow.
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
So, I have realized that I am kryptonite for married men. I'm not sure how to feel about this sober, but drunk me accepts her destiny.
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
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