all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
Oh my god please beg your father to turn the car around so you can possibly get laid by a knight at medieval times.
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
I think I'm just going to go like every guy on tinder who has a jetski. I'm doing this for us, Summer is coming.
We were right in the middle of sex and all of a sudden his kids toy story action figure starts talking "I think the word your searching for is Space Ranger." A literal Buzz kill. It was equally creepy and hilarious.
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
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